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itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt:

sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

SHE IS WISE

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You can still get STD’s with condoms on

haitibabyyyyy:

heyyreene:

ell-ani:

heyyreene:

babybuu:

audyw44:

heyyreene:

HPV
Syphilis
Herpes

Just incase you didn’t know because most don’t 🗣

This. This. This. Omfg this.

lol I made this post months ago
Funny how since Usher and his herpes comes to the light that’s when Majority of y'all started caring 🤦🏾‍♀️

To add onto this…. info from someone who screens for STDs:
1. Condoms protect against fluid
2. Anything skin to skin can be contracted
3. A new form of Gonorhea has developed that is resistant to antibiotics
4. If you have unprotected sex and get BV or a yeast infection it is because your vaginal pH does not mix well with the pH of his semen
5. That means you can get HIV
6. MORE THAN HALF OF THE POPULATION HAS HERPES
7. Type 1 is usually oral (cold sores) Type 2 is genital
8. You can give someone genital herpes if you have a cold sore and give them head
9. You can give someone cold sores if have genital herpes and receive head
10. Herpes lies dormant for years sometimes so you could have gotten it 10 years ago and it just now pops up
11. Most screening sites will not test for it, unless asked, because it cause problems within a relationship
12. Untreated chlamidiya (👈🏽 I’m trying) can make you infertile

You gave the most informative add on thank you
Idk wth everyone else is talking about

Reblogging this again for the “I hate condom dudes”

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appleofmypi3213:

Apple had so much fun at the park yesterday! He was going down the slides by himself and was enjoying it. Then we got to the swirly one….and…that scared him a bit lol he was pooped and slept like that for like 2 hours when we got home haha.

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ufishal:

thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂😍

What cruel shark mocks you and then eats you

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michaelfassbender:

xxziggystardust:

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Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

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penfairy:

penfairy:

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

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“When you’re in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that’s fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that’s a bee”

lumpyspacewarrior:

william-snekspeare:

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

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softarthurmorgan:

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girlfriendluvr:

apparently stan lee finally died of shitty old bitch disease and i better not see anyone acting like he was anything more than a sack of shit who sexually harassed multiple women and injected racism into marvel comics for decades

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just cuz he died doesnt make him suddenly deserving of respect

Hey I cant defend the second bit but the bit about sexual harassment were proven false and in fact they were investigated for allegations of elder abuse against stan lee

You don’t have to defend the second bit. Stan Lee said he’d be fine if Spider Man was originally Black, Hispanic, Indian, or anything. He just didn’t want an already established character to change their identity. He said if you want a character that’s different, just make a different character, which is exactly what happened.

Tumblr is just being Tumblr again.

To Paraphrase, Stan Lee DIDN’T harass anyone, and had an understandable reasoning behind his thinking, and it also left room for the Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen storylines, which is awesome

Peter Parker never had to be the only Spider.

And elder abuse is just ugly.

I honestly feel sick seeing people come out of the woodworks to shit on an icon of popular culture like this on the day he died.

tl;dr Stan Lee was a good person and OP is a misinforming asshole

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humans-must-be-the-heroes:

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“It’s no fun reading about somebody who’s perfect. You want to read about people that you can identify with…because we’ve all got problems and if you can create and write about a character who is flawed but manages to overcome those flaws…then I think that’s pretty good.” - Stan Lee (1922-2018)

 You have only seen the beginning of your legacy, for legacies are like gardens — they grow until they become legends.

Excelsior!

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